I'm Coming Home (Texas) (Bar Version)

I'm coming home, its B.H gotta get the words I speak out I'm the best'est poet alive, I'm coming home, tell Texas to get the cannons out because, I'm coming home, efficient, election, George Bush steppin, a new born Beacon coming from Texas, I went through hell for you to see me, my dream, high beam across the writings scene but, the only state I didn't show is my

homeland, where I came from, this is for you

Texas. can you hear me now, I'm coming home,

where I go where I stay is so different than the lone star state, yo I wear boots you wear tennis shoes you say cuss words I just say darnit ya'll look at my overalls, don't be alarm about my swaggy look and my farm we're the nicest people on planet earth, but don't come to the bar

what why?

if ya looking for a tussle ya'll gonna get a lickin because were drunk, people in the crowd will yell its a throwdown,

ya'll see tractors on the highway were so radical were farmers, hear us hey hey making a living off of hay hay going to rodeos with our hands up yelling hey hey when an outsider say look at those cows man they're called longhorns they buck not moo you better move if you don't wanna get plowed over they're bigger than mushrooms what the hell does that mean? Texas size pardner

howdy ya'll see alot of double names meet Bobby Ray, Dougie Ray, Mary Ann, Billie john and Danny Jose aye-- its a throw down today ay

howdy ya'll see alot of double names meet Bobby Ray, Dougie Ray, Mary Ann, Billie john and Danny Jose aye-- its a throw down today ay

We're cowboys, look at our spurs and, horses we spit in jars when cowgirls come around, we rope cattle for fun when I go to another state they say what are you doing sir? I say nicely

its all good I'm a Texan ya'll